Chris Brown, Diddy, & Others Touched by Michael Jackson

There's nothing that can warm the cockles of one's heart more than a touching tribute to a (alleged) pedophile performed by a musician that likes to beat the tar out of women.  Get me a tissue, will you?  Eonline is reporting that Chris Brown is teaming up with P Puff Sean Combs Diddy Daddy, among others, on a tribute song to the late pop icon Michael Jackson.  I wonder if they can get a moving intro from OJ in prison.  

What's even better is E! has revealed a few of the lines, and they are gems:

"I guess what I'm askin' is, everybody bow your head for a legend, don't breathe for a second... My confession, somebody tell Usher, I seen him moonwalk, I guess the young 'Thriller' touched him, like he touched me, like he touched you..."

Yes, well, he did touch a lot of people...allegedly.