Melissa Joan Hart Sucks

Melissa Joan Hart, who is recently getting publicity for losing her (massive) baby weight (And who the eff are you anyway?), proves that her last name is a bit ironic.  According to Page Six, she of the highly acclaimed Sabrina the Teenage Witch, was hoping Farah Fawcett wouldn't kick the bucket this week...not because of her concern for her well-being, but rather because the news would have likely bumped her off the cover of PEOPLE Magazine.  Melissa the Middle Aged Bitch! 

What's even more ironic is Hart appeared on KTLA to promote her new ice cream and candy store.  Skank lost the weight and now wants the rest of us schmo's to be lard asses.  Protest! 

BTW, is that Mayor Villaragosa in the background of this pic from The Superficial?