Forget Like A Virgin; Madonna's Like a Bitch

Hold on to your cone boobs--it turns out that Madge/Madonna/Material Girl is not actually a nice person.  Fake surprise!  Page Six has the low-down on her diva-like behavior:

MADONNA is a demanding diva even to her peers. The Swedish pop star Robyn was psyched when the Material Mom invited her to open for a handful of her European concerts but quickly found out there are rules. Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told "not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures . . . I hadn't expected any glamour, but it's strange that they assume that the first thing you're gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna . . ."

Apparently those roids are making her a little grumpy.  On the bright side, they'll help to shrink her giant penis.