Amy Winehouse on Rehab? Nose, Nose, Nose

This story is a little on the nose (groan), but Fox News is reporting that Amy Winehouse's years of drug abuse have taken their toll on the "Rehab" singer's schnoz.  Apparently inhaling everything but Sweet N' Low will do that to you.

“Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart — she admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone,“ my source said.

I saw Winehouse at a pub last week and she didn't look well. Regarding her nose, she told me, "Yeah, it’s a problem, but it’s my problem so leave it.“ With that she fell against the DJ stand and seemed to fall asleep.

Luckily for Winehouse, Scientologists have seen fit to swoop in and fix the woman of disappearing body parts.  The London Mirror reports:

Amy has told mates she received a “welcoming” phone call from the religious sect’s “celebrity centre” in LA.

My spies tell me she’s now seriously considering joining Hollywood stars including Tom Cruise, Katy Holmes, John
Travolta and Juliette Lewis.

The movement was founded by science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard, who believed each human is inhabited by an alien spirit.

I’m told the church recommended their Narconon drugs programme, which they claim has helped hundreds of addicts kick their habits.

One of Amy’s inner circle tells me: “She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back to Black album.

Nothing says well adjusted like Tom Cruise!  In her defense, poor Amy thought "alien spirit" was her initiation present.