Sir Elton John Still Likes His Blow

The Celebrity Substance Abuse Olympics got underway a couple evenings ago when the cantankerous Sir Elton John challenged the equally cantankerous Lily Allen to a cocaine snort-off.  The incident occurred when the two cranky Brits hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards, and Lily decided to shoot champagne like a sailor on leave.  Reportedly, she kept a bottle behind the table and refilled her glass several times until she shtarted to shound like dish. The Daily Mail had the details:

When Miss Allen came to announce '...and now the most important part of the night', Elton chipped in 'What? Are you going to have another drink?'

She fired back: 'F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!'

The shocked audience fell silent.

A clearly rattled Elton replied 'I could still snort you under the table'. To which she replied: 'F*** off. I don't know what you are talking about.'

When you make Amy Winehouse look classy, it's time to hang up your diamond studded glasses.