Matthew McConaughey Is the Sane One In His Family

The ganga-smoking, naked bongo-playing, shirt-shunning apple doesn't fall far from the Crazy McConaughey Tree.  First, brother Rooster (Yes, Rooster) surfaced out of nowhere to star in his own reality show, "Black Gold," about his oil pipe company Chapter 11.  A quick aside, Rooster dared to procreate and named his heir Miller Lyte.  See previous comment about Crazy McConaughey Tree.

Now, Matthew's mother, Kay, has written a book called "I Amaze Myself."  You can't make this shite up people!  One of the juiciest tidbits is that Matthew's father died while doing the deed.  Us Magazine gives the sordid details:

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay, 77, says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

The mother — who tells Us, “I would love to be on Oprah!” — also says that her most famous son, 38, was a happy accident.

It was just after she’d married Matthew’s dad for the third time.

“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?’” she says. “That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”

I only have one question:  If the McConaughey's say goodbye with sex, how do they say hello?  Shudder.